Weird when people at Konami kill their boss it usually takes place in a field of flowers with lots of close-quarters combat.

Yes, Yes I would.

It would be funnier if it was a Volkswagen Atlas.

Bats are the leading cause of rabies deaths in people in the United States. Even one bat’s touch may be enough to kill you. Advising everyone to attract one in your backyard is *really* bad idea. I suggest this post removed (or amended) before tragedies start happening.

A star for that Tick reference.

Fun fact: you almost always see the eastern side of the Rock of Guatapé in pictures because some of the citizens of Guatapé defaced the western side of it years ago. The towns of Guatapé and El Peñol have argued forever over who owns the rock, so one night, people from Guatapé attempted to write the name of the town…

Introduce them to hentai and warhammer? That way they will never reach their full potential and if they happen to get past it they will never be able to amass wealth. 

Oh man. I hate guns, but that’s a trade off to think about.

Counterpoint: if more people carried guns, there would be fewer prank Youtubers. 

“We must pause this while we catch up with OUR projects! This isn’t fair for us to be so far behind!”

I think they’re looking for a steamy romance. 

Fake listings and Amazon are two things that describe one thing.

Now before everybody jumps on here and says he looks like what you’d expect a 4Chan tough guy to look like, hear me out...

He looks exactly like I would expect a 4Chant tough guy to look like.

Lifehacker: possibly even dumber than TikTok!

This is the last time that I will be clicking on an article about Elon Musk. At this point it’s just boring.

Good lord, xvid. Next there’s going to be an article about uses for  RealPlayer

Just needs someone to deepfake Xi Jinping with it and the company will have never existed.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo dude

1.) Don’t step aboard a cruise ship.