Maybe it could reach some campsites.

Hummer EV may be ridiculous, but then everyone here complains that the General only makes boring cars.

It is the only reasonable way to get from Kailua-Kona to Hilo, so it would suck if the highway was closed. Also, a great scenic ride.

It is shop. No, wait... a chop.

These are all awesome cars.

Also, place broken xmas decorations, LEGOs and hotwheel cars by each window. Hose your driveway and stairs with water. Hang electric bbq starter on your door knob. Place iron on top of partially open door. Your house is now safe and secure.

Communism is a great idea. But it was implemented with people (humans). Which fucked it up. It has wrong incentives for humans. It would have worked with say, ants or bees.

So now they will be able to give you electronic real time update of when your bag is lost.

Congratulations on entering the next phase in your life.

When I was a kid in Europe I thought Chevy Lumina APV/Pontiac Trans Sport looked like a space ship.

Seriously.

Look Mommy Pig, everyone is waving to us!

Just let it snow.

“If you ever get stuck creatively, just watch porn for 10 minutes.”

Somehow, New York being covered in processed sewage seems like improvement to me.

Just say no.

My wife “choose” to break a bone in her foot (by falling when standing up from a computer desk chair) on Thanksgiving. I guess it was a way of getting out of the TG dinner at friends ;-) We did appreciate Urgent Care and pharmacies to be open on this day ;-) But before that she sent us to buy flour and oil because the…

A contractor should have his own insurance to cover accidental burning of your house while he is working on it.

When there was reorg in our group, our boss asked us if we want new outside manager or do we want to choose someone among ourselves. So 5 of us pointed at the 6th guy. He still hates us for it and now has like 40+ reports and started putting middle managers between us and himself. He is still fucked for life though,…

Sounds like 1 to me.