I really did not like my previous car that much, so I replaced pretty quickly with something that was better feature for feature, AWD->4x4 with transfer case and more ground clearance, moar trunk, V6->V8, CUE-> uConnect with Android Auto, more electronic nannies, and so on. Financially maybe not the best decision, but…

Don’t worry, soon they will slap some NFT on the hood and it will be futuristic.

Modest proposal. Park it next to SF and house homeless on it?

I have this feeling the Cherokee name is going away. ;-)

If people stop using their effin phones while driving they wouldn’t crash in the first place. Just a thought.

Let’s see what Doug thinks

What! No drawbridge?

Oh boy. “XJ Wrangler”. Prepare for the shitstorm. 3... 2... 1...

Doesn’t Jeep use “Sport” for low spec models?

SF Bay Area

Benadryl flavored ice-cream?

It is too much, according to Jalopnik https://jalopnik.com/i-have-determined-the-correct-amount-of-horsepower-1821531670

I am so excited!!!!!

Does it have a built-in fridge? My friend’s Odyssey had it as an option. Great for groceries and cooling drinks on long haul rides.

(though they shouldn’t be up there anyway)

Mansion?

I think the word you are looking for is “fugly”.

I had to become Pokemon expert pronto when my kid developed a Pokemon addiction. I also started playing a lot of Pokemon Go ;-)

You should clean your vacuum with another vacuum. 

It is a tablet. Gaming tablet.

It is a tablet. Gaming tablet.