Except sex. Sorry if that was the joke.

Among many things, you married well. :)

The best teacher is one of your parents because it makes the best memories for a gearhead. :)

The only upside to this is that the current and future generations will no longer know how to drive a manual and therefore the older and lighter manual cars will not appreciate as much in the future. Which means cars with manuals like the E34 M5 and E9 CSL will be just out of reach for me instead of an impossible…

It’s great to see Callaway has still got it with Corvettes. One of my all-time favorite modified C4's of my youth was the Callaway Twin Turbo Speedster in “Neutrino Green.” I still remember to this day that color name and the cut windshield.

This is pretty much the main problem. The rights holders simply are incapable of seeing new ways to generate business. They would rather die a slow death than let go of their old way of making money.

It’s not the first time Uncle Joe asked to help him out: https://youtu.be/QZk1_ZvEizw The Onion’s articles on Joe Biden are one of their finest topics.

Enzo is a pretty good name for a pet!

If this was a RHD car:

That's about 617 hp/liter. That's insane.

Grips hopefully

It’s definitely not the same without physical buttons. I’m a die-hard Nintendo fanboy and I am holding on to dear life that Nintendo realizes that physical buttons are part of their heritage that they just can’t give up.

Didn’t VW decide not to use the urea tank thing to save $500-600/car? Can’t they just retro-fit them? It seems like what VW is saying is that they have many ways to fix it, but they won’t because it costs too much. US should fine them to the point where this constant stalling is not worth it to VW.

What about Kotaku fans who are aspiring game developers who can’t afford the entrance fees but would love a happy hour with you all? Maybe we can meet at Jillian’s? :)

He/she has an amazing sense of scale and of lanscapes. I wonder if the tank vs. person one could get him in trouble. I hope not.

Actually I remember reviews saying that it comes very very close to matching the 348's performance if not better. And that is some high praise for a Japanese newcomer to the exotic market.

Of course Clarence Thomas who proved to be a misogynist was the lone dissenter. He is worse than trash.

When the Acura NSX was revealed, I was a young whipper-snapper in high school and it blew my mind because until then Japanese cars were nowhere near matching the pedigree and performance of what I thought were the European gold standards of Ferrari and Porsche. Then Honda made the NSX and if I remember correctly, the…

I have Earthbound on the Wii U and as much as I love it, it’s hard for me to take the time to play it in my living room after coming home from work. Putting it on the New 3DS means it’s worth buying it just for the fact that I can play it during my commute or waiting in line.