Lady troubles, bro?

I went to work in Japan for two years as an English teacher, and in the years I went, I traveled with a number of men who were low self-esteem, dorky guys with an interest in Japanese cartoons and ninja sword replicas (I’m sure you know the type). Many of these men espoused the belief that “all women want to date…

You know, they could have stopped at “decomposing pumpkin pie” and it still would have been one of the best.

On the one hand, I hate it when someone is like, “Can’t you take a joke? This is just what I do. Jesus, lighten up.”
On the other hand, I hate Guy Fieri.

There’s only one solution: get rid of more Planned Parenthood clinics!

A few years ago, I was earning my masters’ degree in international relations, at a relatively competitive university. Part of earning this degree required that I had a good understanding of economics, data analysis, and statistics. I kept telling myself that I was definitely clever enough to learn the advanced…

Personally, I like how Looney Toons handles it - there are very racist cartoons that are available for viewing because they were a product of their time. However, on kid’s channels, those cartoons are not shown.

Is there anyone out there that genuinely fears that Trump will become the next U.S. president? I just don’t see enough voters going for a degloved zoo penis.

I remember, as a teen, yelling at my mother that she was wrong and had lied to me that I was pretty. She helplessly looked at me and said, “But you are.”
I agree entirely with the excellent sentiments of this article; we all figure out eventually that there are harsh, cold realities in this world. Some people are only…

Funky Town Holly Jameson: If in any crazy universe you actually made that story up, I just want you to know that you should be a writer and I will purchase any novel you decide to pen.

It still isn’t a fact.
But, please, do go on about the semantics of the comment.

Dems know how to
get.
That.
Dirt off they shoulder.

Haaahaha - what are you talking about? It takes a class act to watch that display, and still come away thinking, “We got Hillary, now!!!!!!1” As to the actual event, everyone involved was trying to get a hold on what happened in Benghazi that day, and I think it’s fair to say that Clinton’s comments in emails and to…

Yaaassss! So glad someone put this up here.

I think it’s very reasonable to look at this situation as the grey area it is. She was 20 years old at the time, which is pretty young... but she wasn’t a minor. Her work was purely administrative... but it contributed to hundreds of thousands of deaths. I think your unease is totally sensible.

I had an elderly gentleman harrass me when I was going to Planned Parenthood for affordable birth control. He called at me, “Miss! Miss! Don’t get an abortion!” I was so furious that this man was randomly saying this to people who needed care, so even though I (obviously) wasn’t pregnant, I turned back to the man and…

I’ve heard people say that Fox News is secretly run by invasive aliens. Some sources are saying these aliens are plotting to steal our rights, and even turn us into a totalitarian dictatorship where humans are used as food! Why isn’t the lame-stream media covering this story?! WHY WON’T FOX ADDRESS CLAIMS THAT THEY’RE…

No, I get that. I highly doubt the song was written specifically regarding a woman’s indecision about a sexual experience. But I find it kind of funny that it’s about a woman who is being so difficult to understand when I happen to be the kind of woman who would be like, “No, seriously. Not interested.” and yet still…

I’m sorry - is it shocking that Kylie Jenner and Tyga are among people who only think of themselves? I kinda thought that was the whole Kardashian thing.