CapnBananaPants
CapnBananaPants
CapnBananaPants

I disagree strongly that one should just "not do housework" and "go on strike". My husband - believe it or not - is the one who is more meticulous about housework, and a clean house is for HIS happiness. So, I help, because that's what I think a good spouse should do.

Yessssss. Keep fighting among yourselves. Keep asking questions. Keep looking for answers. You'll come to the side of science, soon enough.

Oh my god, THANK YOU.
I am so excited to try for a kid, and my friends know it. Yet, when I said, "And I'll be back to work after 12 weeks, at most," everyone was like, "Woaaaah, what? That's ridiculous."
No hate at all to the parents that do stay home, but I don't care if I am essentially paying to have a job; without

Hmmm.
...Nnnnnnope, that's uh... that's completely the opposite of what feminists hate.
They hate people like you, who don't accept that each woman's biological nature is something that she has a right to control.
Sucks that you don't get to own every woman's lady parts, doesn't it? Sad panda.

" any woman who doesn't give birth to a live baby, whether an abortion, a miscarriages, or a still births could be considered a criminal."

Word on the street is that women have a way of shutting it all down. Curse those shut-down-the-party vaginas.

Hmm.
On the one hand, yes, he's a kid.
On the other... I'm reaaaaaaaaaaally tired of anonymous new-media harassment.
Hmm.

Welp, I'm calling it: now that unborn fetuses have legal rights, all ovulation not resulting in pregnancy shall be defined as premeditated murder. Get rid of those tampons, you baby machines!

Oh my lord, Pinocchio. That shit is fucked, on top of being racist as hell.
How does someone watch that part with Treasure Island and the donkeys in the salt mines and not have nightmares for the rest of their life?

I agree - that was the part that really struck me. "I want to tighten up my nose, you know, so it ages gracefully." Is regular aging not graceful? Should regular aging be "graceful", in the sense that you never actually look like you're aging?
I am surprised at myself that I'm getting older, and I am feeling more

You seem like the kind of guy who really gets his rocks off by victim-blaming.
Same shit, different day - right, ladies?

Oh NOOO, you're right!
Oh man, that's disappointing, because I was totally going to agree with her that I thought Disney was trying too hard with Frozen to be all Grrl Power, and did actually come off a little man-bashy. "Oooh, Sven smells like reindeer! This guy who was nice is actually a jerk-face! Sisters 4evaaah!"

I wish I could get a vine video of the face of the social media manager when someone came running to their cubicle to explain the faux pas.

I can hear the pensive, synthesized keyboard music now...

Umm. I thought it was a cute idea...?
Lotsa shade on weddings for Jezebel, recently.

Listening to someone explain and teach me something in exquisite detail, but not in a holier-than-thou way. I know next to nothing about engines, but I once had a guy explain to me exactly how a V6 engine worked (without getting man-splainy) and I practically passed out.

HARDCORE PARKOUR

It's worth mentioning that the actual novel pokes fun at itself for this neat little packaged ending, and embraces a chaotic and less "storybook" ending.

Woah, #9? You need to read the end of the book. Life isn't fair - it's just fairer than death.

This is the correct place to ask this question, I think:
I have a guy friend who is working on being more comfortable around women. He doesn't want to be a cat-caller kind of guy - he wants to be a confident man who can walk up to women and say hello. While I'm proud of him for not being shy and actually approaching