ya the 1/3 was way better than the rest IMO largely because of him

And they replaced him with a really boring villain. I could not get myself to care about his daddy issues.

He’s having an incredible year. Being major in two important movies (my mom gave us a screener DVD for SAG members), plus being without question the best part of Luke Cage. Awesome

“Like a Jurassic Park predator, they are systematically testing the fences to see where the weaknesses are.” 

If it helps you at all they won’t actually provide him an education in any meaningful sense!

Jolie, I spilled sprite on my couch, but you weren’t here to help me so I had to throw it out. :/

God damn it, Drew. LET ME HAVE THIS ONE THING, ASSHOLE.

Let’s be real, none of them have had the opportunity to get an STD.

Mayors should be clear. If Trump attacks their city and threatens to strike federal funds for protecting their own citizens, then the city will not provide any form of police protection for a Trump visit. After all, they need to save that money now.

I commend you on the minimal effort necessary to make a burner just to post this mess, which I will proceed to dismantle sentence by sentence:

I really wish everyone would just settle on what hipsters and millenials actually do; I could use some guidance in my life.

You’re close, but immigration detainers are requests for the police to hold someone until such time as Immigration comes and picks them up. So, for example, say an undocumented immigrant is driving down the road and is pulled over for a traffic incident. The police stop him, run his plates, and find an unexpired bench…

Exactly, this is where you need to start playing dirty. Want a road improvement? 2 miles from the stadium build a big ass statue of the braves, and place it in the middle of the road, blocking all but 1 lane. It’s still a road, as traffic can get by, and it’s been improved by this big ass statue, and also it…

I graduated from a top-ten law school and fled to Madrid immediately, where I work in a legal context, but am not a lawyer. A tenth of the pay (Income Based Repayment Plan is based on AGI, and since that’s zero after applying the Foregn-Earned Income Exclusion, I pay zero in loans... although I’ll need to save up for…

And now, a joke. A Utah farmer dies and goes to heaven, where he is turned away for his sinful life and sent to hell. The Devil greets the farmer in hell “Welcome you sinful bastard, to hell! As punishment, you shall now work this barren patch of land for all of eternity in the blazing heat!” The devil then leaves the…

RAP IS ARCHAIC AND NEEDS TO DIE LIKE THE LIFE IN BEING

Ooh, ooh, ooh…can this comment thread please turn into a fight about the rule against perpetuities?