Are Toby Keith and White America in scare quotes because you’re implying they don’t actually exist? Because Toby Keith is frighteningly real, my friend. His music has terrorized ears for years.

When I file my taxes this year, I’m going to use the Alternative Minimum Facts instead of the standard deduction.

Better idea would be for everyone not to pay taxes the next 4 years.

I don’t think it’s a Northeastern vs Rust Belt/Southern thing so much as an urban vs rural thing. In the South (people will quibble with this, but I’m including Texas and Florida anyway), pretty much every county that contains a major city went blue by a record margin in 2016—Dallas, Miami-Dade, Fulton (Atlanta),…

It’s almost as if the money doesn’t actually trickle down at all!

The economy isn’t going to falter. There will be a ton of money made by companies.

I use one on an IP camera that monitors my dog. Enables me to turn the camera on and off remotely.

I use one on an IP camera that monitors my dog. Enables me to turn the camera on and off remotely.

I was thinking the same thing.

I was thinking the same thing.

I use a WeMo switch with my air conditioner in the summer. I live in PA, where it’s regularly high 80s through late July to early September. It’s expensive to run the AC all day, but also too hot to not have it running when I get home. So I use the switch to turn it on from my phone about half an hour before I…

I use a WeMo switch with my air conditioner in the summer. I live in PA, where it’s regularly high 80s through late…

Install one between your TV and UPS. Buy a lamp for the purpose of making intruders think you’re at home when you switch it on and off remotely.

Install one between your TV and UPS. Buy a lamp for the purpose of making intruders think you’re at home when you…

Crock Pot. I like being able to turn it on and off from work if I want to do a cook time less than the 8 hour timer.

Crock Pot. I like being able to turn it on and off from work if I want to do a cook time less than the 8 hour…

I use them with my under cabinet led lighting. I set the timer to turn off 1 hour after sunrise and to turn on 1 hour before sunset. Works well, would like to use with xmas lights as well in the future.

I use them with my under cabinet led lighting. I set the timer to turn off 1 hour after sunrise and to turn on 1…

And yet if she is anything like my pup (precious boy who passed away just a few months ago), I bet she LOVES being out in the rain and getting soaked through! Max used to stand outside and stare in at me, wanting me to go out and play with him. Yet wouldn’t go anywhere near a puppy pool. Sweet little weirdo.

Yea, I have them controlling lamps. So cant help with other uses.

Yea, I have them controlling lamps. So cant help with other uses.

I don’t have one, but I’ve thought about using it for a bathroom heater. Popping out of bed in the winter and going straight into a warm bathroom would be nice.

I don’t have one, but I’ve thought about using it for a bathroom heater. Popping out of bed in the winter and going…

I will never ever ever see this movie. There aren’t enough nevers and evers for me to express just how emphatic I feel about not seeing this movie.

This whole film seems like a practical joke played by a sociopath. There’s an entire website devoted to knowing if the dog dies in any given film- a movie where the same dog dies over and over and over again sound like something only a small fraction of people would be able to stomach, let alone find entertaining.

I saw the trailer in theaters and wasn’t going to see it anyway (we have an elderly dog who is my soulmate, and any reminder that she is not immortal is very upsetting).

This is just a reason that doesn’t involve Kleenex.