I live in New York, where movie tickets are about $17 for a standard movie, and more for assigned seats, even more for 3D. I skip concessions and sneak snacks in my giant purse, ‘cause fuck that.

No. You go through with the dance. You do it with gusto. Then you give the toast. You roast the groom. You then proceed to drink it all. Everything. I mean, every last thing. You do rails and bales. You smoke up out on the patio. Then you grovelfuck a catering server in the men’s bathroom with the stall door open,…

I would end my friendship with the groom, dissolve my relationships with his entire family and agree to never again speak to any and all of our mutual friends before I would perform in a choreographed dance at his wedding.

I had to go back up to see what age he was. 12 was a long time ago, but I’m pretty sure I was in the 70s-80s. And I was a SKINNY kid.

I see your Pilot G2 and raise you a Uni-Ball Signo 207.

Oh, you mean all those people murdered by the destabilization of Iraq?

At this point, I wish this too. I genuinely think that Pence would be better, because I don’t think that Pence would get into a nuclear war over a few insults.

I will definitely arrange the toppings on a frozen pizza to minimize the changes of having to cut through a piece of pepperoni. Although, I have no idea why I re-arrange the topping or cut the pizza, since I live alone and never fail to eat the whole thing in the first place.

If you’ve never had a shower beer while marinating in steam sitting down in the tub during a shower for like 20 minutes, you are missing out.

Came here for this, was not disappointed :)

Manly men you say?

We could start by not subsidizing their pay. The pay of the top CEO is tax-deductible up to $1 million/year, and the tax-deduction is limitless as long as the compensation is “performance-based” (such as with vested stock options). The latter change happened in the early 1990s, and it’s probably the biggest reason why…

Canada’s previous right wing government used that same excuse when it lowered corporate tax levels to below 20%. Just before they were finally ousted it was revealed that Canadian firms took all that extra cash and hoarded it to the tune of $700 billion.

There is most certainly a compelling argument to be made for cutting corporate tax rates but it has to be done in a way that will actually spur economic growth. We could lower corporate tax rates on profits that are invested back into the company through labor and stateside investment but that cut would come with a…

All that’s needed is a restaurant serving Chinese food and a movie theater and we’re good.

Sometimes I will ask if I can bring my dog... but I would never just RSVP plus 1 furbaby. (unless it’s my mom’s house... he’s her granddog damnit, he doesn’t need an invite) .