??? You’re not doing it right if the tree dies within 30 days of being cut. It’s an easy process. Go to a lot, grab a precut tree, take it home, cut three inches off the bottom to expose fresh wood, take a drill and drill a bunch of smallish holes into the bottom of the stump, stick it in water. If it dies it’s…

This is the same reason I won’t adopt a child.

Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.

Lets put this into perspective.

Ah yes, Lorde’s Assassin’s Creed Unity cover of Everybody Wants To Rule World.......that’s literally where this version is from.

I’m glad someone else shares my hobbies

If you add meat to a grilled cheese it ceases to be a grilled cheese sandwich and is simply a sandwich. Kinda destroying the whole point.

He was going to be released very soon regardless of his appeal. I certainly hope he is still subject to some form of supervision or oversight, though - he’s clearly still a very dangerous person.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

Alternative take- I’m not sure if this makes me a sociopath, but I saw this comment as just the right amount of levity to tie the tragedy and it’s overwhelming response to the very reason that most of us are talking about it. If that commentary was on a sympathy card, I don’t think anyone would mind receiving it.

I’m thinking about it—what if we were able to present the opinion of someone affected by Castro without commentary, while also holding the belief that Saudi Arabia’s rights record and Guantanamo are bad? That’d be wild. If only it were possible...

I will never, ever accept mac and cheese as a burger, sandwich, or pizza topping.

Shopping cart wrangler and bag boy at a supermarket, which is not nearly as interesting as yours

Obama for Attorney General

Going to another house. Cleanup alone is the deciding factor. I despise cleaning up Thanksgiving

How long does it really take you to scroll past an article you don’t want to read?

I think an ad featuring Danny Glover has been making the rounds recently as well.