My immediate though while reading this was "Well if this doesn't work I can finally empty a kennel and fill the house with dogs.
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"You're really trying to get me fired, aren't you?"
Dude FUCK goldfish.
Check yourself, Mark. Octopi are ADORABLE. They're also incredibly intelligent and they will one day be kind rulers once they've enslaved humanity... I mean... uh... YOU SAW NOTHING, HUMAN!
1) I will never be jealous of poutine.
If mayo is what makes life worth living, it's a very sad life being lived.
Yes. Yes I can.
As someone who lives in south Florida, where there's two seasons: warm and hotter than the face of the Sun, I have one response to you, Greg...
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My uncle requested Another One Bites the Dust be played while his casket was led out of the church and the priest honored his wishes. He was a huge Queen fan.
Thank you! I don't understand the picky eater hate. I don't like any vegetables other than lettuce and carrots but I don't see why that should matter to other people-I never expect anyone to go out of their way to accommodate me, I'd just like to be able to eat the foods that I want without someone *insisting* that I…
Yeah, I don't like rice which just BLOWS PEOPLES MINDS. And I'm not even that hardcore about it. like, I eat sushi and green curry with rice, I just don't eat rice alone as a side dish or meal. I think it bugs people bc it just doesn't make sense how I don't care for something that's inherently bland...which is why I…
Because some foods taste like shit and since I *am* a grown-ass adult I will not eat them. I get encouraging kids to try stuff. How do they know if they like it if they haven't tried it? Also, sometimes tastes change so re-visiting some things you passed on previously is a good idea. Every few years I'll give coffee a…
Do you know if he's quiet with everyone or just with you? If you haven't already, it might help to spend some time with his friends and see if he has a different default.
Frankly, I feel like mayo on a burger is more heretical than switching out which baked goods you use for handles.
Failing to offer evidence because you assume that everyone already knows it is a pretty awful legal strategy.
San Antonio resident / fan here - I personally dislike the billboard. No need to throw another punch at the best player in the league. Clear Channel is simply showing how "effective" their billboards can be. They were the one's who put out the "Built vs. Bought" billboard last year too (it was up for 1 day before…
