They all whine to the refs, in every sport. It's only an issue for fans when it's a player they don't like.

Same here. White collar guy with just upper-arm work. Believe me, I'd love to get some ink on my forearms but I understand how the real world works.

I just had to mute it and play this:

This video makes me rethink my choices in life.

'i was fucked three times in the cunt and five times in the ass' - Marlins Season Ticketholder

I don't get that. I wear a loser-fitting undershirt with a button up shirt five days+ per week and I still sweat like a pig when it's above 75.

As a child, my father and I would often go to Knicks games. We'd eat our early lunch, then hit the 8th Avenue E train in order to get to the Garden on time. It was always magical for me, as my father never did this for any of my other siblings. We'd sit in the stands, and he'd regale me with stories of the rugged…

Readers deserve an explanation. This is the cereal discussion we had before Marchman went rogue.

+3 bowls (and not feeling full)

Cereals, Ranked APPROPRIATELY

But see, you're assigning values that not everyone shares to things like live theater and whatnot.

I have Netflix, too - and full-ride cable. And I rent shows and movies on Amazon. And use the Redbox. And I have a Roku for the tv in my bedroom (love the PBS channel). I'm also having trouble losing 30 pounds - I'm unsure if there's a correlation...

My biggest problem is all those cord-cutting choices are fine if you want to find something to watch but horrible if you just want something on. I don't listen to music but there are lots of times I just want something on I can half-listen to when I am in the kitchen, doing chores working in the office. I can always…

I have Directv and I like it. Mainly b/c I can watch a show when it airs and for Saints games during football season. I also have every premium channel which is nice. Besides football the main reason I keep a Directv subscription is b/c sometimes I like to plop down in my recliner and channel surf for a couple…

I keep reading it as "management"

This story has inspired me, and on Valentine's Day no less. Tonight, when I finish 30 minutes ahead of my wife, I vow to stay awake and congratulate her perseverance.

"And that's the age when an octopus becomes a woman!!"

Player: JESUS CHRIST!

Joke's on you, Tom! I was crying at my desk before I watched this.

What about other gummi treats? Life savers, starburst, and a few others roll out some good Halloween gummi candy.