I didn’t have sex for money with your relative, not that there’s anything wrong with that.

This is totally awful and I am SO sorry but I am trying not to burst into laughter at my desk. I’m sure my coworker is wondering what the strange wheezing sound is coming from my office.

If you don’t win I’m burning the Internet to the ground.

oh my godddddd dude

OH. MY. GODDDDD.

My mom bought me lube.

You, introduced as his sex worker, gave his eulogy? This is amazing. What did you even say?

I just keep laughing at this. OMG.

Don’t forget about the people who get vaccinated and never produce antibodies.

RIGHT?! If you so much have a sniffle my friend kicks you out of her house. She’s got a squishy new one.

Can you be my friend? I'm dealing with a douchebag. (Albeit, not of this guy's caliber)

What is everyone eating/drinking/watching/doing? We can't decide here. My kid asked me to read the novel he's reading in school, so there's that. I'm craving meatloaf, but don't want to make a trip to the store. In other words, GLAMOUR.

But I really want Aunt Bernice and Jen Esposito to have a zany 70s web series where they just either crash parties or solve the mystery of the week, scooby doo style.

Honestly this type of paranoia speaks more to the self-involved nature of Americans than to anything else. I am also including all of the right wing ebola related conspiracies in this assertion. Did Thomas Duncan recieve inadequate care because he was black? No. There are a litany of facts that belay the assertion or…

Yeah that seemed really unsubstantiated and I haven't read it in any of the coverage of that story so far.

Whoa whoa whoa - where is it being reported that he was turned away due to lack of insurance? The Washington Post story you link to says it's still unclear why he wasn't treated immediately.

Right? Fuck you Big Nut Brown Hare. Let the little nut brown hair have it's moment.

I was never allowed to keep toys in the tub :(

HAHAHAHAHA, yeah, I see what you did there, but let me blow YOUR mind: NKOTB did not originate that song. The Delfonics wrote and sang that song.