Oh, that's sweet that you don't think your three year old is peeing in the bath.

It's not just a matter of wearing what the CDC recommends, it's also a matter of removing the PPE the way that the CDC recommends. It's the proper removal that is the hardest part and the easiest to mess up. Not saying that that's exactly what happened here, but it's likely.

I have two year old twins...I have a hunch there already is plenty of pee being washed over those bath toys.

You need one of these:

Yeah, if you have a tub full of toys, that's a totally different story. That's like peeing on a toy box.

THIS IS MY FEAR. That I'll bring someone home and will have forgotten to remove my pillow-pizza. :(

That is horrifying. And hilarious.

Actually...

At least we know he wasn't circumcised.

Ugh, back in February, I was at a family party and we had Frozen on since my uncle had it in his iTunes account and my parents wanted to watch it since they hadn't seen it yet. And my uncle starts saying, "Oh, I don't think Frozen can really be that successful. It's not targeted towards boys at all, so how can it be…

Does Tiny play chess? Because this is absolutely true in chess.

Thought this was about Nick Kristof and was SO confused.

That costume looks warm too! Always handy for those chilly late October evenings.

Also WOW you are talented!

my friends little boy is being Elsa, he looks so cute.

This is bullshit. As a teacher, I would have tried really, really hard not to laugh and said that you're making a choice not to eat it, okay. Thanks for explaining your thinking. I may have bursted out laughing, though.

HENRY!!!

Holy crap, apple raisin tamales? I've never had that. You ever had queso and rajas? Oh gawd. Weakness right there, man.

I'm originally from the Midwest, and moved to LA (HLP actually!) and when I learned all my local friends did the Christmas tamales tradition I immediately wanted to get in on the action

Exactly. Mornings are terrible.