Green Eggs and Ham + D.A.R.E/Just Say No = Very confused children. That book is pretty much all about how awesome it is to finally give in to peer pressure.

But do want alcohol.

YES! That's exactly it! Thank you.

It really is a great commercial.

Me too. Provided "help they need" is code for the leads in a remake of Perfect Strangers.

Your husband has my sympathies. I met the SMM for Monsanto... talk about a non-stop job...

Jesus. If stupidity was a disease, half of this damn country would be rotting in the streets.

how about we do a trade? we send them all our intolerant assholes, and they send us people who need to be accepted.

I went to an extremely expensive wedding recently and the favor? M&M packets. Thanks a lot guys at least I know you'll love the $200 candy dish tho. Where is my mix tape :(

All the internet points for you today! That commercial cracks me up every time.

Ahhh I love that favor! That is adorable and fun! We are trying to think of something that would be good for people who are embarking on long travel after the wedding (flights to US but also train rides within England), so if you have any ideas, please share.

That's what we're doing. We met with the woman for the rehearsal dinner today, and we were kind of self-deprecating about not knowing exactly what we wanted (like, my fiance was making jokes about how we had thought a lot more about the bits that involve other people having fun, and a lot less about special and…

which you think might change some minds, in any direction. and yet somehow, it never does.

Is he the one who said at the press conference that he was still wearing the same shirt he wore to pick up the family, and he'll keep the shirt on when he goes home to see his kids? Kudos to him.

not enough facepalms in the world.

Wait, were people saying he, like, planned to contract Ebola and bring it to Dallas? Wtf.

"To all those people who will say, 'I should move out of this country, this isn't my America?'"

That guy sounds awesome. And seriously, if people spent 5 minutes with Google they'd learn there's nothing to worry about.

Right. I know one of the best ways to treat the symptoms is making sure the person stays hydrated. Which isn't that hard in this country, as we have drinkable water pretty much everywhere. Also can put someone on an IV if needed. And people who care for them can wear gloves and masks and goggles and can wash with hot…

What we are going to find out about Ebola is even without a vaccine or treatment, when it infects people who has strong immunes systems, access to sanitation, clean water, food and basic health care it is not as deadly.