I uh, know.

He usually pees before he gets in? He peed in it when he was little, but he has been potty trained for almost 18 months and is at this stage where anything other than the toilet is a travesty in his eyes. Lol

THIS. At today's CDC briefing, this was mentioned. Yesterdays mentioned that dealing with a ventilator and doing dialysis also is a risk (and again, the CDC called the shots).

Here's the thing: if you're that worried about Ebola and other diseases, demand better of your elected officials and vote every time you have…

Oh wait. That is not what I thought it was. My ipad took forever to load the photo, and I thought it was one of those pee standing up devices.

We have a big scooper bucket thing that attaches to the wall, but my husband and I try to wait it out and see who will go pick up all the toys after bath.

It would also be handy because we only have the one bathroom, and now that tiny is fully potty trained, there is sometimes a wait. I could use the back yard, yo.

My husband works for the parent company. He tells me every day that there is a lot more to everything, but he can't even tell me. But this much is true: The CDC is running the show. They have been since they arrived to oversee Duncan's care. The staff was wearing whatever the CDC told them to.

If I pee in the shower, I have to clear out the bath toys and all the glowsticks from my three year old's bath, first. It's actually EASIER for me to pee where I was trained to at age 18 months.

Didn't I blow your mind this time? Didn't I?

I went home with a guy once and laid down on his bed to do the sexy time in the dark and THERE WAS HALF A PIZZA ON THE PILLOW. I picked pepperoni and cheese out of my hair while I walked back down the stairs to my car and left.

I wonder if the carpet matched the welcome mat (mustache)?


Sorry. That was really bad. I'll sit over here in the corner for 35 minutes.

Not yet, but he regularly bends my brain so maybe it's time to teach him. Like until this week, I thought I was at least a little smarter than him. But then he started this discussion about who knows things. I jokingly said that "Mommy knows almost everything." He said, "No you don't."

Also, this went down recently, thanks to Frozen:

naw - just handy with the hot glue gun. I made it all with an old men's shirt I got from a thrift store. Cut down the torso and stitched up the sides to make the tunic, used the sleeves to cover his old rain boots. Everything else is ribbon and fur trim and a whole lotta hot glue.

I made a Kristoff costume, because no mass producer of costumes made Kristoff costumes and I had a tiny human who demanded to be Kristoff. You are basically SOL if you're a boy who likes frozen.

Christmas tamales are the best. We get half chicken, half beef, and a half order of Apple and raisin.

I don't have the kitchen for tamale making, but there is a really great place right by our house (we kind of live in what people euphemistically refer to as a "transitional neighborhood," but we just call it "Hell yeah we are close to the breakfast tacos") that we order from every Christmas. We pick them up Christmas…

Exactly! "If your friend won't shut up about how great heroin is, just go ahead and try some."

His job is to not cough up blood in someone's sink and then die on the operating table during a routine procedure, thereby cutting his time on Scandal down forever.

Sorry, I still wanted more Henry.

Guess How Much I Love You was just one big book about one-upping so you have the upper hand in a relationship.

Also, sidebar: Green Eggs and Ham. I liked the book, but in kindergarten I kind of got in trouble because they decided to feed us green eggs and ham. I pointed out that green ham "probably had diseases in…

Exactly. Brunch is for when you oversleep and you also need booze, but it's too early for day drinking.

Frankly, I just think this guy probably doesn't have any friends who don't like sandwiches and do like booze.