Let’s send her a fedora.

I think we’re all waiting, crouching like gay lionesses, for the first homophobic gazelle to trot across the sacred grounds.

I LOVE that my Facebook page is like 95% happiness and rainbows and the few conservative FB friends I have left are just SILENT. As they should be. If you can’t say something nice, SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT.

When you give rights to the minority, you take rights away from the majority—-simple logic.

Reminded me of this. Which is funny AND educational.

Maybe ask white people why we can’t all be people.

poop zoomies? Is that when they run around like a lunatic and then go take a dump?

I don't drink caffeine but my cat is having some serious poop zoomies while I'm listening to this.

great young Rising Star

She is terriffic. I loved her ep and hope this is her year.

HI I DON'T KNOW IF ILL EVER NOT BE GREY BUT i just spent 50 dollars on Nars foundation and the sephora lady told me to come back for a contouring class where she wants me to buy at $47 dollar contouring and highlighting kit IS THIS CRAZY??

This is a bit dramatic (I assume intentionally so...).

My husband's parents' friend wore white to our wedding, and I did not care or say anything, but was mainly smirking the whole time like "GIRL HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS"

Very convincing