CallMeAlaska2
CallMeAlaska
CallMeAlaska2

i have had a bad experience with mirena, though i should have known since most hormones mess with me a bit. i had weight gain, cystc acne flare ups, and a solid decrease in sex drive. AND my partner could feel the string and we could not do certain positions due to pain. i left it in for 4 months but was really glad

it’s a lady friend who helps you make crack

doesn’t he realize that mercury is in retrograde? smh

“AN OPEN LETTER TO THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS REGARDING THIS SPECIFIC STATISTIC”

I AM VERY CONCERNED YOU HAVE NOT SCORED A TOUCHDOWN OFF OF A PASS TO A
WIDE RECEIVER SINCE 2013. THAT SEEMS LIKE BAD FOOTBALL.

SIGNED, A PERSON WHO BARELY FOLLOWS FOOTBALL

chills, chills. love it. and ah, can’t say it enough, bilal’s new album is great as well

best salad: kale massaged with a homemade white balsamic vinaigrette; heart of palm, avocado, jalapeno, onion, and slivered almonds

Saturn is, in fact, in retrograde. Bam.

Maybe cool it a little bit, we can see it’s not your cup of tea. Your definition of “summer jam” seems much more narrow than the “infinite meanings and applications” SPECIFICALLY referenced in the article.

From what I can tell, it's looking that way, huzzah!

Not without flying through another country

who the eff is this guy to be talking?!

there's a stat that making over $75,000 per annum can begin to have the effect of decreasing happiness, so the number is pretty much right on. i like the way you broke down what you'd spend it on, and i heartily agree

Yeeahhh that sexual economics theory is bullshit.

I was just about the comment the same thing. What kind of bitchy backhanded comment is this? Does someone need a REASON to be single?

He stole the idea from Dr. Yap on Bob's Burgers. So unoriginal.

At no point in the game were Wiggins and Parker not the two most talented players on the floor.

this is a great tip... but the phrase "warm, salted milk bath" is to me what the word "moist" is to so many others. i need to go cleanse my brain.

I am constantly impressed with Bill Self. KU lost 100% of their starters from last season, and 3/5 this year are first years. Rock chalk, indeed

They are seriously delicious! I never had brussels sprouts growing up, so thankfully the flavor wasn't ruined for me before I came along this amazing cooking method.

Some serious plyometrics too!