Well, the thing is, you aren’t alone. In this particular pain, you have a shared experience with countless others (myself included).

Forget the nips, look at these tips! Um, hello, it’s not called a ROMAN manicure...

#blackcoffeematters

Literally yes they have.

While it’s true that radio might not be cool with playing songs with “crack” in the title, the word “trap” isn’t used as a substitute. Some crack houses are called trap houses because they usually have one entrance and exit, hence it’seems a trap. Therefore, the females working in a trap house is a trap queen. That’s…

The Speaker of the House? That’s what I call my wife!

“AN OPEN LETTER TO THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS REGARDING THIS SPECIFIC STATISTIC”

I AM VERY CONCERNED YOU HAVE NOT SCORED A TOUCHDOWN OFF OF A PASS TO A
WIDE RECEIVER SINCE 2013. THAT SEEMS LIKE BAD FOOTBALL.

SIGNED, A PERSON WHO BARELY FOLLOWS FOOTBALL

Currently in Florida, the possession of less than 20 grams of marijuana is a misdemeanor punishable by one year in jail, while anything more than that is a felony punishable by at least 3-5 years in prison.

You. Fucking. Monster.

Am I the only one that’s been listening to Dan Savage all these years?

Newsflash - people have a really hard time being in long term monogamous relationships and society’s weird, unnecessary and CONSTANT shaking finger makes it harder for people to just be able to admit that to themselves, and find relationships that DO work for them. But SURPRISE when you guilt them into obeying…

As the adult product of this dad 20-30 years ago, I hope he’s not looking forward to good, long-term relationships with his kids.

“I don’t like the concept of monogamy, but I DO like letting my wife believe I do so she’ll be home with a hot dinner waiting for me at night, keeping the house clean and parenting my children so I have plenty of time and mental space to obsess about what else I deserve out of life.”

the outfits they are wearing are probably worth tens of thousands of dollars and I think they look like fabulous soul sucking witches I would like to subscribe to their lifestyle blog i bet it comes w free cocaine

I prefer the term vintage band-aids to leeches.

As you left the building you should have screamed. “Hey I’m not white and I’m gay” That would have been a hoot.