thank u

I cannot tell you how many times I keep replaying her "Malia"s over and over again. They tickle me so bad and I don't know why. Laughing myself silly.

This is, hands down, my new fav thing about Jezebel.

Instead of bi-weekly can hang out with Eudora ever day?

Eudora Peterson! Millihelen, I might have to put you on my bookmark bar if you keep spoiling me like this.

What do you mean originally written? It's still a nuclear war protest song

Brazil is getting '86 Bear'd

No there aren't.

Intents AND purposes. Sorry, that one just begs for correction.

Yeah, you missed the joke if you actually think that, as voters, women are more emotionally motivated than men. There's nothing more "emotional" than that old figure-out-how-men-will-vote chestnut: who would you rather have a beer with?

He actually went to Ole Miss, but I see how you can get confused - both schools give out imaginary educations and have animosity between color-based groups

If you look at pics and movies from early in her career it is quite obvious she has learned to do this face. She never used to.

That face she pulls drives me insane. I can't even look at her.

I try to take the good out of things. In this guy's short life, he did the absolute best with the hand he was dealt and made a positive impact on people. Rest in Peace

It's good that Jessica Simpson got her body back. The pictures were terrible when she was a disembodied consciousness that floated around like a fluorescent cloud.

...I'm so high!

I love that Hot For Teacher includes 1+1. It is subtle, yet important

I really used to like the Mexican pizza from Taco Bell, and I was shocked, SHOCKED to learn that it was not actually a food item native to that country.

Fit and average bodied girls aren't regular now, eh? :/