Caitorade
Caitorade
Caitorade

Hey now Colton Haynes popped up in there so maybe there’ll be a dead gay stripper too!

Don’t pretend that when Bye Bye Bye comes on, you don’t do the hand thing. It’s implanted in our generation’s DNA

Over/under on number of comments in this thread being men humblebragging about how much they make their ladies orgasm and expressing disbelief that other men don’t?

Same. Although she had a point to be made about Beyonce and Capitalism, but we’re not allowed to talk about that so.....

Yes, let us reject those who only recently decided to agree with us. They are not the true believers of ‘woke’ but blasphemers in sheep’s clothing! I say we ridicule them for now agreeing and therefore discourage them from taking part. How dare they only agree with us now and not before!

It definitely was agenda-y when it was conceived, but when I was reading it; it didn’t feel over the top (to 12 year old me).

Who thought Park Rangers, Coke and Bud would be the face of the Revolution?

Let’s see here - put people on drugs to regulate their emotions, potentially causing other side effects, or just being a decent fucking human being and stop chewing like a god damn farm animal?

How do you say “Also I think 17 was the legal age for wizards” without feeling extremely creepy?

6 mos. Really? That seems excessive. I mean I do throw them out, too, but I don’t know what you’re doing to a pillow in 6 mos. And if it’s really that vigorous, should I be jealous?

Hrm. Married.

uh-oh...

I was probably 24 or 25 and watching it drunk with friends on a Saturday afternoon showing on TBS (because it’s on constantly on Saturday afternoon’s on TBS) and a lightbulb went off like, “HOLY SHIT, WTF IS THIS MOVIE ABOUT AGAIN?”

Just go see Rogue One if you haven’t, and see it again if you have! I guarantee you’ll have a better time.

See those three footprints? That's where I was doing jumpstyle

Try to relax. I know the feeling you describe. I feel like I probably have a few years on year. Sometime in my late 20s, maybe particularly after a parent's death, I just sorta stopped giving many shits because I don't know and I can't change that and I suspect even if I found out there'd be little I could do about it

One of the reasons I love being a nurse? Draining shit like this.

SO. SATISFYING.