"Then I would be devastating. I'd know exactly how to please a woman, I'd know exactly where to put my fingers, where to put my tongue, where to put my – his I should say – his fingers, his tongue. Think about violinists, think about what they can do with their fingers."

"Shh. Just relax. Sit back and watch me mispronounce 'penguins.'"

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Is it possible for some of our readers to get vegan nothing burgers? I don't want them to feel like we're not being sensitive to their needs.

Bailey Daley

Holy moly, me too. I thought I was a dried up husk of a woman and then that last scene...

Whoa Nelly indeed!

For reals. I knew Chris Messina was hot, but I didn't realize how smoking hot. That last shot. Wowza.

Oh yeah. There was a customer, that even after I explained it to them, thought Mayonnaise, Ranch, Bleu Cheese, and Sour Cream were all the same thing.

I've posted this on Jezebel before but it fits so well here too.

... I'm starting to get worried because something is wrong, but I don't know how very wrong yet.

I think I can win this.

TRAVIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For reals. When I was 16, I was wondering why people kept telling me that I should relate to Holden Caulfield. Guy is an asshole. Now that I'm 30, I have to relate to Lena Dunham? Am I terrible because I relate most to Clueless-era Paul Rudd? I think I'm a Josh.

Hi, your friendly Title IX Coordinator here. This law creates a uniform explanation for what consent looks like, feels like, and sounds like. It basically sets behavioral expectations for students and it creates a clear(er) definition of consent for those responsible for adjudicating sexual assault on campus. If,…