Maybe he really WAS an NBC page...

Jack MacBrayer is just Kenneth's alter ego...

That was my first thought too. It does make sense, Kenneth had to get his start somewhere, makes sense that he would be forced to dress up as a prop. But it was totally worth it, look at him now, head of NBC!

Yep! He got his start as a regular on Late Night w/ Conan!

Because. Tuesday.

SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS AND IT'S NOT EVEN LEATHER?

It's a rat race and it sucks, Kenny.

"Six thousand dollahs?? It's not even leathuh!!"

Tess McGill and Sue Ellen Crandall are personal heroes of mine.

Dove! This is why I should have learned more languages before having kids...

I'm the same way, I spend so much time worrying about not doing work. One thing that works is just doing it. Even with all the anxiety. I've never been in the middle of a project and decided to stop. Once i get the engine started, I'm good. Hope it helps you out!

Hello Self. I'm (will I?) finishing a dissertation and you are describing exactly my situation. I know I can do it, I obviously can do it, but have terrible habits, worsened by anxiety about my terrible habits, resulting in — not poor work, but — no work at all on most days. Awful.

Yay ladies in math and science!!

Back in the day, I was Paloma. I'd go to a new school and do really well and then it would taper off, and the next semester all my grades were meh. My parents accused me of not applying myself or being lazy — especially since I could pass standardized tests very well — but looking back now, I see so clearly that I was…

I love my wife. And I will never, EVER, poop in her presence.*

Yes, I LOVE the soundtrack. They really shouldn't remake this.

That soundtrack is the biz. I listen to it when I'm copywriting at work, totally soothing and lovely.

Meg: Courtney Stodden

I feel like she only has the emotive power to be Beth. After Beth dies.