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Actually, Robin’s extensive research conclusively demonstrated that Steve sucks 

But what about.....rug burn? I don’t even know, spinning a bra around sounds inSANE. Especially if you have big ones that require extra strength brassieres.

Well aren’t you a fun, “cool girland not at all weirdly judgmental about a common event that plenty of women who are getting married have.

No self-respecting woman would sleep with a man who shows up at her house wearing JNCOs...

This story freaked me the first time I read it. Primarily as a mother, I can’t imagine that happening. And because yes, identical twins are the scariest people. 

Thanks. I can’t even tell you how terrifying it was. I thought he was going to strangle me to death with that telephone cord. I still can’t handle anyone touching my neck. I try to present a very calm cool and collected I’ve-got-my-shit together demeanor at all times, but watching Dr. Ford testify in front of those

I guess there should never be another musician again, given the number who have already existed.

Here’s looking at you NPH

I liked Fates and Furies but Delicate Edible Birds blew my mind. I used to love short stories and got out of reading them. When I picked up Edible Birds I didn’t realize it was shorts and was a bit bummed.... but she owned the genre. She’s an extremely talented short story write and I can’t wait to read Florida!

Also abandoned: commas.

Sally Field in Mrs Doubtfire.

This is why some countries have already added “free and unhindered internet” to their national bill of rights. Seemed a bit silly then, but now...

Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick?

Or... maybe learn that women are humans? And not fuck-objects to go to places to scope out? IDK, just a suggestion.

1) I don’t feel like finding and collecting recipes, and frankly, I didn’t grow up in a terribly culinary household, so I wouldn’t know what to look for.

I’m going to flash my own incompetence, perhaps, but after a long day I’m a little tired of making those decisions, and moreover, I’m likely to screw up any of those processes. Forget some garlic, buy the wrong amount, pick a bad recipe, get the proportions wrong in an imprecise recipe, etc. And if I want to make

An old-school refrigerator?