Oh man.... time to pull my very worn copy that I stole from my 5th grade class down off the bookshelf and have a re-read.

I watched this shit 4 times a couple of days ago.

oh the cysts, so disgusting, so fun to watch.

I can't explain it but I love doing extractions and watching videos of them. I do not know why.

I love watching people pop huge pimples and/or blackheads :3

My biggest feeling is envy that I am not the one digging it out of the skin.
I'm so weird.

Omg. I watched this a little while ago on YouTube. Sometimes I go on sprees where I watch cyst removals, ear wax extraction, etc. I know I'm not the only who enjoys this type of shit because there are millions of views on these videos. So I'm not ashamed.

I don't know what the fuck that is, but that's not a blackhead.

This is my favourite ever "thinks he's a dog"-video. I wanna watch this porcupine play all day and all night!

Hello, I'm David Attenborough. Lo! A wild Benedict Cumberbatch appears from beneath the waters!

I'll see it. Of course I will. I'm a sucker for this stuff.

Good, good... the public grows weary of all these little, naked pop stars and redirects its attention to the entertainer we OUGHT to be seeing everywhere:

Devon Sawa in Casper. All ten minutes of the movie he was in. My heart! My heart! I was obsessed with the movie and watched it continuously. He was just too beautiful, I could barely stand it.

For men like him, a woman is only worth listening to if she's hot. So what he's really saying is: you're fuckable enough to have something worthwhile to say, but nonetheless I disagree with you.

I was terribly concerned about both Gordon and Joe on this show. They are brutal when it comes to the adults. But they were so sweet, even when the kid didn't hit the mark. They made sure to point out why their dish was awesome even if it wasn't awesome enough. I will keep watching. Also, I'm so, so sad about that…

Clearly Obama is just jealous of their success in the Lord.

I've been a little out of the loop on this, admittedly. But it's my understanding that the majority of Americans support the ACA. So....the house GOP are pitching a fit to try and block its implementation, and as a result shutting down the federal government. Am I correct here?