Sitting up here in Canada, just wishing that I could just nuke your House of Representatives for you...

HEY. IT'S LONELY IN THE MIDWEST. GAWD.

Yes! And the cinnamon! Already proved effective against teenagers!

I offer my services as a Pumpkin Lady-in-Waiting.

PUMPKIN SPICE EVERYTHING IS THE BEST! I will become queen of the post-PSF world, with my pumpkin soup, SF pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin bread, pumpkin cheesecake and pumpkin pies.

Ha, yes, Leslie Knope is totally one of those sensible outlet fashion ladies who never buys expensive clothes full price.

I actually do wish that tv and movies would show people wearing clothing that their characters could actually afford but, for now, all I can think about is that I want to buy all the clothing here. Every last piece.

Prof. Gilmour's understanding of the class:

What I teach is boners. Serious heterosexual boners. F. Cock Fitzgerald, Dickov, Tol-euphemismforpenis. Real penis-having guys. Henry Nail-Her. Philip Withpenis. No homo.

Well, I am a lady writer and I can tell you that there's a very valid reason to only read straight cis men: A writer can only write with a penis. Literally.

This happens in CANADA!!!? There goes my fantasy.

Allow me.

I don't always write things, but when I do, I don't look at what the fuck I'm writing.

St. Peter, thank you for letting me in. Now that we've got the soundtrack covered, could you kindly point me to the pizza buffet and bed of puppies? K thanks.

Do some of you on here have favourite names picked, but don't want to tell anyone what they are in case they suddenly become popular? Or is it just me?

I named my daughter after my beloved departed Grandmother, and have always planned to name my daughter after her. OF COURSE the year I have her, the name starts to become more and more popular (Violet). I want to pull a Charlotte York YOU STOLE MY NAME! it was MY NAME. since FOREVER!

I don't understand how it keeps going. Whatever crazy hive mind shit started it all, in 2005ish I also planned to name a future daughter Sofia. Once it became clear that every other baby girl was now required to have that name, I lost all desire to use it. Does this not happen to most people?

My cousin just named her baby Sophie, which she jacked from me because my kitten's name is Sophie.

Meh. At least these names are fairly normal. I know a sorority girl (this is relevant) who is one of SIX women in her group of girls to name her daughter Harper. I know of another one, too. I mean, we're from Alabama so Harper Lee is a big deal, but you don't see too many Atticuses running around, either.