It's summer, and she's 12. In order to call those "sexy" clothes you'd have to talk to her personally and have her say, "I'm meaning to be sexy."

Vainglorious! I'm listening to Heart at this very second.

We've solved the paradox of being in two places at once! Science!

Oooh my god. I would've fallen for that kid so hard. And probably would've dumped him. And then would've seen a more mature him 5 years later and fallen for him again. And he'd be married. Haha

I may have watched most of vlogbrothers 2010 today....

Haha, not the best training then, huh? ;) Well good for him.

Too true. I've had friends who dreamily wish for the whole "love at first sight" thing and it's all I can do not to shake them. Your grandpa's got for real advice.
Now to find the happy-medium guys, who maybe aren't machismo-ing in my face but could also maybe speak up a little on a first date? Haha

Right? Since my brother moved into my guest room I've been wondering if it's a training thing. I mean, our mother definitely would've scolded the hell out of me if I'd left plastic cups on the bottom rack of the dishwasher to grotesquely morph into unusable shapes, but he claims he's always done it that way. Do…

Haha, yeah really. It's nice that Arnheim exists and all, but you guys don't exactly walk around with labels. ;)

I think a lot of marriages look the same from the outside but one might contain partners who intentionally divided up the work according to gender roles whereas another just happened to fall out that way. I think these articles are just a symptom of women worrying that their husbands will turn out to want the former.

For real! Although right now I need this stuff, so I buy it anyway.
If I ever have to register for stuff it's going to be like, "Umm, I'm due for another tube of retinol....can you guys pick up my Amazon subscriptions?"

Awhile after I saw it I definitely had the rotating thought, "Ya know, Henry Cavill just did okay, but DAMN if he did not LOOK exactly how I want Superman to look. Just so's I can look at him, and his beard, and his chest."

Right? A $65 bra is my "economical" choice. And the underwire sometimes bruises me. Sheesh.

My brother: Who the hell would pay $65 for just a bra?
Me: You shut your stupid face! You shut your face forever! *cries*

Everyone spotted Molly Quinn's "What Would Frodo Do?" tshirt, right?

When I was a server the only unusual "tip story" I had was that a preacher told me he gave my tip to the church. ......not cool preacher-man.

You don't get tickets, you get hop-ons. You're gonna get some hop-ons.

Especially after tonight! "What the shit, Orphan Black?!" she yelled at her computer screen....

Orphan Black has gotten consistently better. It's one of the shows I want to watch right away.

I'm SORRY, but WHO doesn't LIKE Venn diagrams?