Oh, my bad. I don't think he deserved that.

If he's "the real star" of anything he's in, even if he's only got a bit part... didn't you just do the same thing these Italian people did?

Made sense to me. I thought Leo's performance was awesome, while Jamie just phoned that one in.

He sure was evil in that movie, eh? Nasty guy.

That isn't true. Don't confuse Italy with all of Europe.

Not the same thing at all. Jamie's right there in front of everyone, and Leo played a major role in the movie.

An apt description of Italy.

And that's not even getting into how utterly awful they are they gay people. Italy is awful.

No, it's not racist. It's in bad taste, but that's marketing.

He grew up in a time when that kind of racism was commonplace. You gotta admit Steve worked his ass off to NOT be racist during his life. But when you get old, that filter that's supposed to tell you not to say the random thought that popped into your head starts to break down.

Steve Martin's getting old. At a certain age, the filter between your brain and your mouth breaks down and it doesn't occur to you right away that you shouldn't say what you're thinking.

God, welcome to why I hate the holidays. It's WORK! My whole vacation is filled with WORK!

Phil said this, on tape:

They're bigots if they believe being gay is wrong. Period. It is that black and white.

Thinking the way someone is born is wrong is hate. It doesn't get any more simple than that.

The number of women killed by other women is a tiny fraction of those killed by men. Tiny tiny tiny infinitesimal fraction.

"How can you hear him say he loves all people and think he's a bigot?"

Words have meaning, and the meaning of "bigot" fits him perfectly.

She DID crash her car. It's absolutely, utterly, purely 100% LUCK that she didn't kill someone.