You have to be kidding. It’s happening again right in front of you.

Samsung has been naming mobile phone models with "S" for over a decade. They used to be longer, lab-sounding names like the "SGH-i607" from 2005. Later they just shortened their flagship line to "S".

We understand the core just fine.

American media is friggin terrible at admitting errors and making corrections, so hold off on the back-patting, ok?

It wouldn't sell. People LIKE 5 inch screens.

I think it's pretty guaranteed. There's been a leak of a new Samsung phone with waterproofing, and logic says that's the S5 active.

Oh come on, it's not rocket science. The first one was the Samsung Galaxy S. The next one was the Galaxy s2...

LOL I'm guessing you didn't rush to hire him.

Jezebel is a very poor representation of both womanhood and feminism. We (women in general, not Jezzies) don't judge you by an MRA site, right? Return the favor.

I think you should shut the hell up and stop telling the rest of us to be happy with inequality.

It wasn't always like that. If you look at pictures from 60-70 years ago, guys draped all over each other for the poses.

Heaven forbid anyone ever have a gathering to caters to anything except straight, white guys, eh?

Especially since there are roosters. People who own roosters in residential areas have a special place in Hell waiting for them.

I'd complain if I lived next to a zoo that small too.

Oh come on, get some perspective. Of course it was worse in the past. WAY WORSE. Now it makes the news when it happens and people are horrified by it. This guy was immediately fired.

I don't even know what to say. I just read the whole thing slack-jawed, and I still can't come up with much. Christ, that's just evil.

Piers Morgan is a total douchebag and should just shut up.

Few things are more droll than making character judgments about people based on whether they like cats or dogs.

It's not a very good equivalency tho. When one side believes in subjugation, discrimination and the transformative powers of bullying, but the other side believes in equality, fair treatment and protection from bullying...

What they didn't have to do was take a picture of said joking and put it on the internet.