If you play a game for 50 hours and ask for a refund you are a lame ass.

Aww. Sad that the judge didn’t just tell Lindsay that she is NOT Kate Upton

This is now a Seinfeld episode.

INT Yankee Stadium

Kramer forces way into women’s restroom

They had jacked up the price from 21k to 43k. Because I am Jewish, this was unacceptable.

Ah, Bernie is 85? That explains why he looks like Andy Warhol’s rotting corpse.

Man i love a good trailer!

*Should HAVE been you, terriblehuman

This is funny and unexpected. Not uncomfortable at all to me.

In Appalachia that could be all one person.

I’ve been replaying the Metroid Prime Trilogy.

Don’t forget

Are you using the same Internet that we are all using, or a different one?

There’s not going to be a used digital games market, as I see it. Only reason anyone would buy these games from you for store credit, is because they expect you to put down more to buy other games.

I don’t think downloading a copy of a game you didn’t pay for counts as a demo, even if you choose to use it that way. Particularly because the developer doesn’t get a say in the deal. The pirate simply takes what they want now and decide what’s fair later if they feel like it.

You don’t get to walk into a movie…

That’s terrible reasoning, and even worse justification.

The point in my life where I feel so old I have absolutely no idea who this is someone change my bedpan please.

Ayyy Buzz Killington what’s up? Knew it was only a matter of time before you showed up here. I wonder what you’re like at parties, do you warn people of alcohol poisoning as they drink?

Still the king:

My cousin, a single woman with not a lot of money but a good heart, got put through the RINGER to become a foster mother and these fuckers are passing kids around?