Just a reminder: your insurance plan very, very likely covers adult MMR boosters totally free (thanks, Obama!).

I did not think he was shaming the people who had to sue, but was shaming the companies.

Am I the only one this bugged? Drogon gets his ass handed to him by a few spear-toting hooligans? In my day, you had to roll a straight-up 20 with an enchanted pole-ax to even graze one of these bastards.. spears. pshh.

Very true. Pathologizing all mental health challenges is not necessarily helpful in many situations, and because standards can change and our understanding of what constitutes “Major Depressive Disorder” versus non-”Major Depressive Disorder” is imprecise, it’s not always that helpful.

He founded the North’s first School of Derma(less)tology!

Kept the blacksmith’s daughter entertained

A man who likes sausages can’t be a bad man!

“This flaying is really for your benefit. Have you seen what happens to skin when you catch greyscale?” -GoodGuyRamsay

Good guy Ramsay takes care of your skin cancer. Makes sure you never have to worry about it again.

Well, in their defense, lacking the motivation to get help is the problem they need help with. While I certainly understand your frustration (and I certainly wouldn’t suggest it’s solely your responsibility to keep trying to persuade someone who can’t be persuaded), what you’re describing is exactly the symptoms of…

Not sure I understand your hostility. Problems generally have many possible solutions, and it’s nice to know multiple approaches. Why are you getting upset at the notion of there being more than one way to deal with a dining asshole?

They weren’t bad, just... overexcite-able maybe? It helped that it was a Rainforest Cafe, so they were SUPER looking forward to going there and then forced to leave because they weren’t listening. But I figure it was the fact that I followed through with a threat that forced them to realize they should probably listen…

“Face anus” was the term I was referring to, but man, she had a ton of good ones.

Colin told us that we’d have a story with great monikers in it this week. This did not disappoint.

Kind of... and I say kind of because I had this discussion with a good friend of mine because her children, not her, was hell-on-wheels for a while.

“Useless fucking paper clip”: best description of a human I’ve ever read. MORE STORIES, LINDSEY.

throbbing pikestaff

I call ahead to the restaurant and tell them she’s had a stroke which has changed her personality

I fall under all of these headings, in the UK, but replace gun with iPad Air when walking through the city between meetings. Replace the iPad Air with a jotter and pen when it's raining. Oh oh, replace the jotter and pen with my lunch on the way back to the office when it's windy and cold, and I've just waddled out of…

While all of the information above is accurate, it's basically only useful for spotting people who are either uncomfortable with a weapon or who are carrying it improperly. Most quality holsters that are designed to be concealed are very difficult to spot, and the people using them are used to carrying, and won't…