Fisherman: Holy hell! That thing is huge!

I have had not one but two massive huntsmen jump at me exactly like that. To be fair, they were only trying to get away, and neither bit me, but... well, I never forgave 'em.

I love the 3rd gif. Motorcycle helmet, check. Collander? Check. Big-ass kitchen knife for some reason, check. Nerves of steel, nope, not present!

I think I might have just crashed the car then and there once I saw the spider on the door sill.

It's just a huntsman. They look pretty intimidating but they are not venomous although they have a nasty nip if you go out of your way to piss them off. If you live anywhere near trees in Aus you'll have had one in your living room at some stage. Best way to get rid of them is to get a large glass jar and a spoon -…

Spiders always get a free pass from me. The most useful insect repellent on earth.

I waited tables for 10 years, so tipping practices have always been an important topic for me. Now, I work in an office with horrible tippers, so every time I call for delivery I try to avoid including anyone else in the order, lest I have to bear the burden of tipping a lot more to cover their cheap asses. Any…