Fin.

Jeezum crow, a 5 second delay for every time I click? WTF?

Watching all this from Australia I find it so stunning that people are genuinely unable to access treatment in emergencies if they don’t have insurance. We pay a tax levy (I think it’s about 1%) to fund medicare. I think it only kicks in once you earn over a threshold, so it’s not particularly arduous. This means…

In response to questions one and two, why do you hate America?

Dale Hansen is an American treasure and Dallas’ only redeeming quality.

How the fuck did this article get posted with not a single picture of the subject matter in it?

That highlight package was like watching SportsCenter as directed by David Lynch.

Well played.

Like most people here who are in their 40's and were born and raised in America, I grew up with Sesame Street, both the movies and the tv show. However, my exposure to Kermit past the age of four or five was so infrequent (save for that awesome period of time when the Muppet Show was on tv) that the many subtleties of…

It’d be really hard to find a Federal Judge willing to accept a bribe. Judges are appointed for life (on good behavior) so they are almost completely politically insulated, needing neither public support nor money for campaigns.

Everyone’s fretting about the parents but nobody talks about the already numerous children now having to deal with more forced kin.

Hey, remember when the score was 1-1 until a red card? That seems pretty important, no?

Yes. And I will forever thank her for giving us “Don’t be all, like, uncool.”

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

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The actor hasn’t done anything since 2002 according to IMDB, so they could probably recast him with...say...Chris Pine.

I’m very interested to see how the Dark Crystal show on Netflix turns out. If they put as much love into it as A Series of Unfortunate Events, it should be pretty damn awesome. Funny enough, I found a new CD of Black Hole’s soundtrack. 30 bucks but still, would be fun to jam to while I plug away at work.

I adore The Black Hole. I must’ve watched it hundreds of times through my childhood. Wish I could find the soundtrack, it was epic.

It’s not supporting slavery, it’s just honoring history.