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Maybe not but we could have CRUSHED Tom Sawyer.

Two Conference Rivals, both alike in humility
(In front of fake Philadelphia library, where we lay our scene),
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes,
A draft announcer bludgeoned by boos umpteen.

This...a million times. As an incredibly frustrated liberal I have to say I’m starting to get pissed at my friends on a daily basis who just categorically dismiss any non-liberal thought with spit spewing vitriol. Isn’t liberalism supposed to be the party with the empathy? Can’t we sit in room and listed to ideas

Donald Trump was wrong.

Kids these days don’t know what it’s like to have to work for it. THAT WAS OUR PORN UP THERE, MILLENNIALS

What do you think is the most “fucked to” show on TV/Netflix?

Say what you want but I’m shaving like 8 times a day now

You know where he might not have done it 500 times? Stoke. That’s where.

That Jeep looks like it was made by Nerf.

It’s cool that Hansel let Bieber use his loft for basketball.

My Dad grew up in eastern Kentucky, about 80 miles up Highway 27 from Frozen Head. He ran all through high school, and even got a cross country scholarship to a school in North Carolina. Like most people from rural Kentucky, going to college 200 miles away was about 195 miles too far, so he dropped out, came back,

Incredibly angry, thanks for asking!

These useless chucklefucks. Just look at this smarmy little dipshit.

I’ll take it. All the “official” breakdowns I’ve seen lump me in with people who think time began on 9/11. I watched the Berlin Wall come down, motherfuckers!

I hate to be that asshole, but the typo in this article’s title is killin’ me =(

I wish restaurants were forced to put the scoville unit for each of their foods that are considered spicy - like calories in NY. I’m done with this bullshit of choosing ‘3 peppers’ spicy at an Indian place and only getting a flaccid little tickle on my tongue, only to do the same at the Thai place down the street and

I have lunch every other week or so with a woman who works in my office. Sometimes we go to lunch at the same time and we both require nourishment so eating together makes sense. So far I have managed to avoid fucking her. I do this by not trying to fuck her. This also applies to all other women I know who are not my

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

They wouldn’t, but being dressed business casual helps raise the marketable image of a company.

Sounds like you all were tools of the patriarchy. /s