That United Airlines’s policy forcibly sexualizes children’s bodies is especially reprehensible

I work in San Clemente and can credibly attest that this is the most San Clemente thing ever.

As a resident of San Clemente, I can say I don’t necessarily agree that we need a Paul Walker statue down at the pier...altho I appreciate the most excellent spirit these bros are displaying.

Viagra and prostate cancer.

No. Stop it.

I’m so in love with this idea I’m practically kremlin with excitement.

You have to be special around here or you stay in the greys andropov the map.

that leading space, four dot ellipses and then trailing space was a nice bit of poetic stalin, cj4.

At least we know that Donald Trump hates women more than he loves powerful Germans.

Seriously, at some point do they get enough unique visitors for that vertical that they can stop flooding the Deadspin home page with links to it?

I’m so shell shocked by these e sports think pieces, I almost missed an actual good sports post.

Why the fuck does Pence always look like he’s about to introduce legislation to outlaw the X-Men?

This isn’t surprising but super sad to me- my hubs proposed to me in the gazebo on the stern of this ship...it was disgustingly romantic and mushy so I will spare the details.

My microwave has extensive video documentation of my love of Kraft macaroni and cheese and Hot Pockets, and has sent me a message threatening to turn over the information to my employer who will now require me to undergo genetic testing for the propensity towards obesity. Based on the results, my health insurance…

Looks like a DBW.

Luis Enrique: If PSG can score 4 we can score 6.
Wenger: If they can score 5 we can score 1.

Thanks PSG.

That is a disturbingly accurate cartoon.

First thing I came down here to say. Oatmeal described this perfectly.

Why are you still stunned at this point, though?