My parents are in their early 70s and squarely fall into this finding. I’m consistently shocked by what they believe, what they share, and what they adamantly maintain is true despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Even worse, it keeps getting worse.

I was a Division 1 college athlete. There’s no way you make an innocent mistake on this. You earn this and you know exactly what it is. And what it isn’t.

They should replant that back in Winterfell where it belongs.

I’m fascinated to know whether he looks at a picture like this and says to himself, “Damn, I am a handsome man. My hair looks FANTASTIC. Even more, my pose and the way I purse my lips is the very definition of strength and power. So Presidential.”

I can’t speak for anyone else, but Expert Oral Sex 1 was over barely even before I realized it had begun. Expert Oral Sex 2 was a fine effort, but released so soon after the first one that I just wasn’t ready for it. I only have vague memories of Expert Oral Sex 3-10 and, well, 11-17 now seem to play only on birthdays…

Indeed. Prison time will really put a Denton your resume. 

A few years ago, when my wife and I were newlyweds, we watched some show or something that used the phrase “suck-worthy.”

Seriously. He is an awful human being. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. 

Every lawyer in SoCal could have told you months ago what a monster he is, even as we grudgingly cheered his quest against Trump. I’ve had my own run-ins, but he saves his special behavior for female opposing counsel. Numerous colleagues have been called a “c*nt” or “bitch” or any number of wretched things straight to…

I moved from Texas to California in October 1997 after law school. Since then, I have lived within a few blocks of the ocean the entire time, the first decade in Laguna Beach, and the next a few miles south in Dana Point. I’ve never had AC (a fact that still boggles my Texas-raised brain). I can confirm - however…

This is what happens when you go to a place that won’t let you poker. 

I was 11 when that came out - it scared the crap out of me, and I thought it was absolutely bad ass coming less than a year after the Miracle on Ice.  I can still see the scene where the US soldiers hid in the stacked concrete tubes and created clear killing lines of the attacking Soviet troops. Good stuff.

Her stuff is so nasty, the catcher didn’t even see the second coming. 

It’s spelled: You’re.

Your counter-counterpoint assumes that an immigration deal is the item of the two that he cares about.

Counterpoint: Trump has hit upon a master evil plan. He runs this strategy hard knowing how awful it is; forces Sessions to be its champion, including the disastrous biblical reference; and then uses Sessions as the fall guy when the inevitable rollback occurs, prompting Trump to fire Sessions for being the architect…

White House Press Release:

Once you understand the Subdivisions of the brain and you Show Don’t Tell that your patients will Stick It Out, that’s when The Big Money comes. Until then, its One Little Victory at a time.

Hey, now. Don’t throw us all under the bus just because she and her fully scumalum D’Souza somehow oozed their way through four years in Hanover.

I played baseball at Dartmouth (Class of ‘93) and on more than one occasion, we would show up for weekend games to find out that someone had rolled back the tarp and the sprinkler system had been turned on. Coincidentally, the other team would often show up looking particularly beleaguered. I’m sure there was no…