Hey now! Dartmouth ‘93 here can confirm that, as Engineer_I_am noted above, my classmate Lucy and I used to carve Cornell jokes into our stone tablets every chance we got.

I mean this with complete respect, but can someone help this old and explain what a “reproductive justice activist” is? Thanks.

I’m just happy to see an Arsenal team win for a change.

Who said you have to be a slav to those unwritten rules?

I agree with your assessment, sadly.

Old lawyer trick: subpoena the things you already have from other sources; see if they produce them; destroy them if they don’t.

Edam gouda one, in fact.

You’ll have him Turin over in his grave when he reads that pun.

He’s just trying to earn what Captain Tom Hanks did for him on the bridge that day all those many years ago in Normandy.

The Ron Jeremy cameo at the end really came as a surprise. I guess we know what rope the guy used to get to safety.

As a man who mans about town being manly, I am compelled to mansplain that he is to be docked 69 (the manliest number, naturally) man points for having a highball glass. Lowball = man balls. Fact.

Even better, it was a field goal, so the 3 points instead of the measly one point you get for putting it in the net really put the game away for the Yanks.

You’ll know her because she’ll be the one with the double-sided magic wand.

While there are circumstances where support animals can be genuinely helpful (veterans with PTSD, etc.) the abuse of this system infuriates me. My anecdote:

Is it Falls Creek? That’s where I had my first kiss... back in 1982 or 1983 ...

‘Taint every day you hit that spot between the posts just right.

It’s truly bizarro world when the Wall Street Journal becomes a late entry in the “Fake News Awards.”

Ooooh, I sure hope we get a four episode arc to cover the full history and rituals of the convent where Valjean and Cosette hide out in excruciating detail!

Also as a lawyer, I absolutely agree: it would be closed, off the record, and not under oath, and they would demand strict limits on the subjects that could be discussed. Mueller, of course, could never agree to those terms. When Mueller declines the “offer,” as he must, Trump’s goblin army will go nuts claiming that…

Trump has clearly issued an order for the GOP to go all-out to stop and/or distract away from the Russia investigation using all means necessary. In the last 24-48 hours, we have seen (just recounting by memory):