That’s a pretty (kle)bold call there, buddy.

Is the doctor standing in the middle of the shot there to conduct hymen tests on every female spectator before and after the games? Is that the price of admission?

Better be quiet or someone will hear you. Voices carry.

Ah, I remember my first Dartmouth-Harvard game as a Pea Green freshman in 1989. Well, no, that’s not true. I don’t remember any of it. Rather, after driving down from Hanover, we met up with a friend’s parents, who were tailgating in the Harvard section where the dad had gone. We rolled up, found the parents, and…

That was actually in my first draft. Ultimately, however, I felt that was a bridgestone too far. I wanted to only use the pinnacle of puns, so I dunlop’d it out.

That was actually in my initial draft. Ultimately, however, I felt that it was a bridgestone too far. I wanted this to be the pinnacle of puns, so I dunlop’d it off.  

I bet this whole fiasco has been rough on her. In my view, there’s only one fairway to resolve this: let her keep the title.

There are good people on both sides, after all.

Thank you for your service, every day and that day in particular.

My wife and I had our first date on a Sunday night (January 9, 2011, if your keeping score at home). Drinks turned into dinner turned into the rest of our lives, two sons, and more happiness than we could have dreamed of. Sure, my sample size is small, but I say the science is sound.

“Met the president of the Virgin Islands” - my new favorite euphemism for masturbation.

“Met with the president of the Virgin Islands” - my new favorite euphemism for masturbation.

I think there’s still a swell of support for these kinds of movies, though.

If only it were enough to get me out of the greys (unlike all of the other sites)! Woe is me.

My wife has a wonderful phrase for this: killing the squirrel.

He’s also an incredibly nice guy. I serve on the board of a national charity that supports kids facing cancer called the Jessie Rees Foundation. He is a big supporter of these kids and the organization - note the blue and white bracelet he wears in every game - and I’ve had the privilege of meeting him at several…

Seems like the organization is going to have to shift its focus to getting a quality nose guard.

Amen. And not just talent, but personality. Bad lawyers run in packs so if they are rude or dismissive to the clerk, their firm is going to do the same to their associates. If they are unnecessarily aggressive or uncooperative to opposing counsel, they are going to expect the same from you. Don’t be seduced by the…

I’m a litigation partner at one of those fancy firms. I don’t know why any of your classmates would look down at you for getting a clerkship, because sitting on the other side of the recruiting process, I can assure you that that is a prized resume entry, and we pay a significant signing bonus and/or give associate…

“In English this is ‘Pattens’”