I was just relieved that Trump didn’t look over at Gov. Rosselló and say, “Heckuva job, Brownie.”

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The early rounds of the Europa League are terrible because of the vas deferens in quality between teams.

When asked if he’d return to the same spot, Maccarty said he mako back.

This is what I posted on FB after watching this video earlier this evening. I’m now just waiting for my mouth-breathing childhood Texas friends and relatives to go apeshit in the comments. Wish me luck:

Two questions:

The key to keeping that kind of first string talent will be giving him all the Benjamins.

A new Greatest American Hero? Who can it be?

It’s shameful that the school chose to facilitate a transfer in Lou of punishment.

I’m not - I’m American, but my ex-wife is Swedish, so I took adult classes for four years to be able to speak with her relatives (read: know what they were saying about me after too much akvavit) when we visited. I’m rusty and was never fluent, but still love the language and the country (if not the ex...).

Jag också, tack. 

Lagom, på svenska. 

There is no more beautiful, soul-enriching, and relaxing place on this incredible planet than a simple cabin on a small lake in Sweden during the summer.

So did I. My wife gives me so much grief for my love of the Black Hole and the Dark Crystal.

Agreed. Among his many strange neuroses and obsessions, none is more pronounced than Trump’s devotion to undoing Obama’s legacy. Good or bad, big or small, it doesn’t matter. To me, it seems to go deeper than mere racism. Methinks it’s the fact that Obama was adored by rich and poor, accepted by the society that has…

Just when you think that the administration can’t get any pettier, Steve Mnuchin signaled that he was reconsidering putting Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill.

I can’t wait for their wacky cousin to show up:

I know he’s from the South, but I’m still skeptical that he’s both a grandson and a nephew.

This is one of the best - and most frightening - assessments I’ve seen. Deserves more stars.