“I will never ever take the African American community for granted. Never, ever. I mean, whenever my chauffeur takes a wrong turn and we end up in a black neighborhood, I keep a close eye on every one of them ‘Never let down my guard. Disaster.”

So, now that Melania has forgiven Donald for his reprehensible behavior, we should all forget it as well? Did I get that right?

Guilty. And I like Oxford commas and putting the comma after the year in a date, too. What are you gonna do about?

These excuses are just crap. Terrible, shameless, disgusting crap.

[While shaking my head]: Tut, Tut, Tut.

They will wait to see how the debate goes. If he tanks again, the rats will flee the burning ship. If by some miracle he does well, that will dominate the news coverage and they’ll stay on the Titanic until it hits the next ice berg.

My wife gets all the credit for being a good mom. I’m just a dad who loves being a daddy and a husband.

Parenting is a continuous exercise in picking your battles.

Listen, there’s a good chance that I’ve said something like that in the past. I’m man enough to admit it

Exactly. Every settlement involves either ending litigation or agreeing not to bring it. There are many legitimate complaints about how the Catholic Church has handled this terrible issue, but there’s nothing sinister here.

If Mar a Lago loses so much as a single roof tile, Trump is canceling Sunday’s debate faster than you can say “Gyna.”

Almost as heartwrenching as the video of when Varys got his first Ken doll.

4 Girls O World Cup

“It stings so badly that Accra when I pee.”

The law must be new. This happened in California in 2011 and despite involving my HR advocate, the ultimate conclusion was that I was responsible. The real scam of it is that you’re just so exhausted from dealing with everything related to the illness, you just give up simply to have one less thing on your plate.

This is the biggest and most insidious scam of the entire system. The same happened to me daughter was in the PICU for several days after being diagnosed with an inoperable brain tumor.

Statuetory rape.

What if I told you her boyfriend’s name was Barney?

She was hoping for the Big Bang, but her boyfriend kept pestering her to Triassic, so this is where she ended up.

You’ve met my dad? Please tell him I said hello if you see him again, and we can’t wait for my mom and him to get back from their trip.