Why doesn’t Sir Alex ever get mentioned as a candidate for the England job? Sign up to take them through the 2018 World Cup. Seems like he would be a great choice as long as they are insistent on staying with U.K. Coaches. Did he affirmatively rule it out or he is just too old at this stage?

“It’s my party, and Accra if I want to, Accra if I want to...”

I’m a pretty good soccer player. I play in an adult coed league here in Southern California, and most of the women in the league played in college. I can guarantee you that, once the whistle blows, I’m much more worried about being embarrassed by one of them than I am about hurting one of them. Any guy who thinks they…

Seriously. He knows he doesn’t have a leg to stand on in the divorce. Last time he gets down on bended knee.

Watching him Incheon the ground after tripping, trying to reach the ball, was heartbreaking.

Torte law principles, however, suggest that he might be in trouble if he tries to sue.

The fact that he’s regularly Gedion the pitch says a lot about his talent and future prospects.

Nice punjab.

You’re right. I Hopi changes it.

I don’t know. I think it really depends on whether you like the poster or not. As for me, well, I’m not really Inuit.

Case in point: my parents and son.

I called this result a few weeks ago:

“Fans of Bad 80s Dancing”?

There’s an obvious explanation to this result. Stated simply, menses this issue differently than women.

Dear Brian,

Are you suggesting he Cannes do better than that?

My wife, who is otherwise a functioning member of the modern era, also refers to any map app as “MapQuest.” It drives me nuts.

I can hit a golf ball from my front yard to Dr. Sears’ office. I have several friends and acquaintances who flock to him for validation of their batshit insane theories on vaccination. Yesterday, my FB feed went crazy when this was announced. Oh, the weeping and gnashing of teeth. It took everything in me to refrain…

The worst part of this is knowing that her next book will use this as the centerpiece of her central thesis that liberals are mean-spirited, intolerant, and devoid of any respectable sense of humor.

I got drunk with Teddy Kennedy and flirted with his wife my freshman year at Dartmouth when we went down for the Harvard game. So, they’ve got that going for them.