It's because we are in the post-capital brain dead phase and can't remember your name.

This is worth it for the little Jezebel/Titanic scroll across the top of the page.

I take offense to this scurrilous accusation.

And, yet, he's still polling significantly higher than Thomas Ravanel did in his SC Senate bid. That must sting.

And I goebbeled it right back up.

Terrible puns like this make me fuhrerious.

Are my eyes deceiving me or do the stars at the beginning and end appear to spell something?

I was six years old when ANH came out. Star Wars defined my childhood. I’m now 45 and still excited about it all.

My three and a half year old son absolutely loves this show, so it’s on constant rotation with Paw Patrol. Yeah, my wife and I can’t figure it out, either.

It saddens me that I had to scroll this far down before someone made this reference. #oldandhappy

If this trailer is any indication, The Revenant 2 is going to suck.

It’s actually Swedish for archipelago, or, literally, “island garden”.... where everyone goes during the summer when they are DTF.

I always thought he was a brat.

Joke.

Did you think that “Alpine Messi” referred to his skill?

I always found this to be an incredibly moving advertisement and use of the song:

Arya going to go on all night with these puns?

Dubrovnik’d my ticket, otherwise I would have been at the game. Wait ‘til mom hears about this.