Can we please - pretty please - have the ability to set a permanent volume on our alarms that is independent of the phone volume? I hate having to remind myself before I go to bed to turn up the volume so that I can actually hear the alarm in the morning.
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Peon Slinks.
Sweet Jesus - if not for the Pennsylvania, I was certain this letter was from my wife. The only difference is that her niece is only 19.
Heidi was Swiss, not Swedish, a common mistake that angers all 9 million of them with the intensity of a thousand suns.
Slide tackling just got a whole lot more interesting, though.
Frankly, I’ve never sausage ridicule simply because someone ended up on their buns.
+2400 billable hours for you!
As a three-time dad, I agree with all of this.
Olaf’d my head off at this.
Pro Tip: Bring a pacifier, bottle or two lollipops. Younger children have no ability or understanding of how to equalize the pressure in their ears on takeoff and landing, and it can be very uncomfortable for them if it isn’t done. Every screaming child on a plane at the beginning or end of a flight is doing it for…
Agreed - it made me think fondly of when I’ve noticed little details that changed how I viewed a stranger or otherwise made my day better/more interesting.
A Fabulous Thunderbird story that probably proves the point:
I could written the exact same sentence right down to the Gooner. I’ve been so charmed by this story and this coach that I even made my wife - who doesn’t give a crap - listen to the story and watch the celebration videos from yesterday. Even she got a little misty-eyed. Good stuff.
You just have to kill the squirrel:
Maybe even since Michael Fay went to Singapore...
Here’s my guy guess: Those are not the pants Harry originally intended to wear; rather, he forgot them, spilled something on them, or they clashed with the rest of the outfits. Enter a handler, who ran out and just grabbed another pair from somewhere (the President’s dresser?) and pushed Harry out for the photo op.
In a word: dumb.
Manspreader in Chief.
Greg Grunberg gets to be in ALL the good movies!
A Joke Too Far.