Bomb it like Bingham?

On top of all that, why would you want "The Cow Shed" on your wedding invitation?

Prudence dictates that you exhibit the Courage of Restraint until Justice is bestowed.

An idea: let dogs in.

Heja sverige!

Dude, if he cut himself while shaving for the race he'd bleed out in about 15 seconds.

I wish the camera work had been better so we could have seen whether the pee dribbled off the back of the chair in the opposite direction as from here when she stood up.

I just listened to that this morning. Makes me guffaw every time.

I [blushes] fall into this category, having previously owned a standard Saab and now drive a tiptronic - dork code for "automatic" - Porsche. I learned my lesson after one traffic jam on the 405. My left leg started to cramp up about half-way to my destination, and I could barely walk when I finally arrived.

Is that right above his Cow Hollow?

Is that supposed to be a montage of her life passing before her eye starting at 0:17?

As a Dartmouth alum and a member of a fraternity while I was there, I applaud the Dartmouth sororities for taking control of the situation. I wish it wasn't necessary, but I support you completely.

Thanks. It really does suck - there's no other way to put it.

Two months ago today, my five year old daughter died of a brain tumor. I would gladly cut off my arm to have her back for just five minutes. As a result, this absolutely infuriates me. Fuck you, Slade Smiley. Just ... Fuck you.

Once a jolly halfback screamed o'er the footy song,

I guess my tear ducts aren't that deep, after all, because I'm a forty year old, straight man sitting at my desk at work trying really hard not to let anyone else in the office see the tears streaming down my cheeks.

Yes. Now THAT's terrorism. [Shudder.]

Abner Louima really regretted his decision to play in the new NYPD soccer league.

"Oh, I thought you said let's work on the backside trap."

Makes "would you like cream with that?" take on a whole new meaning, doesn't it?