@AzureTexan: Every time they attacked a defense, they Torah to pieces.

@drunkexpatwriter: Well, this seems timely:

@drunkexpatwriter: While I agree with much of what you say here and elsewhere, I think you paint with far too broad a brush in so categorically denigrating team sports. I was a football quarterback in Texas in high school and I regard my experiences playing sports as instrumental in becoming the confident individual…

I have 268,000 miles in my AA account. This makes me almost want to get fired so I could do something like this.

@YaBoySL: Richard Stengel begs to differ.

Hirschey must feel like all of his Hanukah wishes came true. Well, if only he played for Arsenal.

Holy crap! I was there that night visiting from CA and drinking with my cousin. I totally remember seeing him and thinking, "dude, that guy is huge."

@Fridge Hussy: Looney Bin Is An In-Group Only Word!: Agreed, but Philip Island exists in an environment unto itself. Every time I've ever been out there - summer, winter, everything in between - it's been wretchedly cold. Perhaps the penguins just don't like me.

A few minutes at Philip Island and Oprah will really start to miss Chicago in the winter. She's going to freeze her vajayjay off.

When I was fifteen, my family (mom, dad and 6 year old sister) traveled to the coast of Spain over spring break. We should have realized this trip would not go well when my father left his bag on the airport bus in NYC and had to scamper off to find it with only minutes to spare.

No. 52 graduated, joined the army, got sent to Afghanistan, and did an awesome Lady Gaga impersonation. Who says our education system is faltering.

@Dr. Spaceman, Esq.: Seconded. I'm a total book snob, and World War Z was one of the best books I've read in years.

Little guy's, like, "I give up. You caught me."

@lodown: I'm not sure, but if it looks like chocolate, I'd be VERY careful.

@IronMikeGallego: Indeed. Cujos to him.

Just tip based on what the bill would have been without the Groupon and everyone's happy.

@Mensa: Well, now I see why they call you Mensa.

Queensland and Northern Territories Air Service, aka Qantas. No "u", mate.

I am single, gainfully employed, try to be nice and respectful, and turn 40 on Saturday. Where does that put me on the rude, ignorant pig scale? Am I redeemable?

Not that any of you should ever change a single thing about yourselves to please a guy, let me just say, as a guy Jezebel reader, I absolutely love short hair on women. It's a great look.