Bark tha Police.

@NefariousNewt: Clearly, he has a one tract mind. Or, would this be a No. 2 tract mind?

@Cairn: Apparently, sometimes a cigar isn't just a cigar.

@MadmanMundt: Good idea, except you should only get 5 kicks and each team has to use Beckham and Terry.

Sweet vindication. I have been proposing (read: relentlessly annoying friends and family) an OT system in which a field goal means keep playing, but a TD ends the game for years.

@Who's Cartwright?: If Esera Tuaolo had been involved in the tackle, the grammar exposition might have been a bit trickier.

I saw this live (I mean, live on TV) and at first also didn't notice that it was that bad. Then I rewound and.. good grief.

@MrsChuckBass: Men jag är en pojke. Kan jag vara en honorärjezebel?

@MrsChuckBass: Heja Sverige!

@Phintastic: Not quite that radical - its just that all teams have to move 50 miles to the east.

@DudleyHeinsbergen: Rogue? Rouge?

@Adah: Thanks to both of you for your service and best wishes as you manage through all the difficulties.

@Bill Hicks Ringtone: And the sad end to all the rumors of seeing him at the Bookstore or being the old man who walked around the Green.

MegaMo, indeed.

@tinkertank: Umm, I think she's, er, licking cock.

"A Cole Porter classic originally recorded in the Blues style. Now here's the Bette Midler version..."

When he recovers, is he going to call himself Two Fiddy Cent?

@ToobularBoobularJoy: He was great in M*A*S*H, though.

I am proud to say he went 0-3 against me in the only game I pitched against him in college. I also readily acknowledge that he exceeds me in nearly all other aspects on the life experience scale. But, hah! 0-fer. That counts for something, right? Anyone?

@Stev D: Don't say mean things like that or one of the bandmembers might walk off and never be seen again.