As a man, I fully admit that there are (at least) three tasks that I cannot do and never will be able to do: (1) competently fold laundry; (2) wrap a present in a way that doesn't make me appear both visually and physically impaired; and (3) put a clip in my daughter's hair such that it does not look like she slept…

Well, it started with a bottle nose that wouldn't leave her alone so I guess it's only fitting that it ends the same way.

@Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: "If you can find this magic spot, you know you're welcome!"

@NerD: Blattella: Brigapoon?

I'm a guy, and I've taken some fierce hits to the privates over the years while playing various sports. It ain't fun. At the same time, I think getting hit in the 'nads gives me some inkling of what childbirth must be like. And by "inkling", I mean, you know, if someone kicked me square in the jewels repeatedly for…

This is why baseball needs a relegation system, like soccer in Europe. That way, these late season games at least have some meaning, if even just as a battle to see who is the least pathetic.

@badmutha: Irritable Bibliography Syndrome?

@katie.scarlett.o'hara: I think Sal would come, too. Perhaps Pete.

@Lymed: I think Don, taking this opportunity from Hilton, is going to leave and form his own outfit. The exchange between Don and Joan at the hospital suggests to me that she will go with him and it will give her the opportunity to grow all of her skills beyond just the secretarial pool. I think Peggy will come,…

As a guy who really loves to read Jezebel and has learned alot from it, I had to laugh at my "Men Are From Mars" moment when I realized that the "ED" in the title referred to Eating Disorders and not Erectile Dysfunction.

@dearheart: Ronald Ulysses Insider?

@dearheart: Chester Molester?

I love that, after they have been saved and escape into the grass, a little kid starts crying because "they've gone, they've gone." Way to go, dad. Make junior cry.

@curiousgeorgiana: What irritates me about Wilson's so-called apology is that he only acknowledged that it was "inappropriate", not that it was factually incorrect. Even worse, the calls from his party to apologize only deemed the outburst inappropriate without any reference to its falsity. To my ears, that is…

Eye-catching opening, indeed.

@Svenskasweetie: I agree - the pic of the guy on the boat suggestively leaning up against the woman was the winner for me. I'm not sure what he was selling, but she doesn't seem to be buying it.

@CrazyRatLady: Bra svenska!

@CJ4: Hah - apparently, Uncle Sid must have been some swinging guy back in the 60's:

I married into a Swedish family and can assure you that is is a fairly accurate representation of my in-laws, especially those who live outside of Stockholm.

Does she play for the Panama Women's Cricket Team