Mood

But but he never stopped to think about whether he SHOULD do it!

Mustang is crowned the best-selling sports car in the United States

Great. Just more proof that Ontario will weaken small business, forcing it to relocate elsewhere.

Tom, you’re the best thing about Jalopnik

Terraforming Mars! You, either alone or with other players, race to terraform Mars by raising its oxygen, temperature, and water levels to make it habitable to humans. Single player is a race against time while multiplayer is a race against each other.

Terraforming Mars! You, either alone or with other players, race to terraform Mars by raising its oxygen,…

King of Tokyo. The logistics of the game are very clever, and there are so many ways one can focus their strategy to win. Monster designs are classic, their skills can be continuously compounded to deadly effect, and the dice add an element of luck that can be either life saving or diabolically tragic. It’s reasonably…

King of Tokyo. The logistics of the game are very clever, and there are so many ways one can focus their strategy to…

7 wonders, a good mix of strategy to keep it entertaining, but enough luck to not swamp those who haven’t ever played before, overall good game.

7 wonders, a good mix of strategy to keep it entertaining, but enough luck to not swamp those who haven’t ever…

Betrayal at House on the Hill

Betrayal at House on the Hill

Honorable mention goes to Gloomhaven. It’s sprawling, massively complex, deep as the great blue ocean, and extremely intriguing in all the right ways. However, it’s also among the most expensive games out there at an MSRP of 140 USD, requires an aftermarket storage solution of some kind in order to not immediately…

Honorable mention goes to Gloomhaven. It’s sprawling, massively complex, deep as the great blue ocean, and extremely…

Carcasonne!! My four-year old beat me when we played.

Carcasonne!! My four-year old beat me when we played.

he axed thousands of employees at his former company, Steelcase, including the best man from his wedding

they can’t make the Indians give him back, that would be offensive

I thought “Agent Orange” was Trump’s KGB code name?

Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

My aunt lives in London, OT it’s notoriously racist. London, OT is like Canadian Alabama. 

higher octane gas—usually 95 or 98 octane—is already common across Europe

Any mention of Civ IV makes me immediately miss Leonard Nimoy.