Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

He should have went with “sticks”, as his number is 11 and he clearly has a third one up his ass.

why do people ALWAYS go with white people as their go-to analogy for what “working class” means?

Sure the night nurse was impressed, but what of the butler, chef and groundskeepers?!

I’ve been to Iceland AND Wyoming.

Amen. We should not eliminate random acts of incompetence from the game.

Can I get an amen?

Not where I’m from, err, homeslice.

BUT THESE GUYS ARE SOFT. CHARLES OAKLEY WOULD PUNCH STEPH CURRY IN THE MOUTH.

“This isn’t exactly new territory for Indians fans, many of whom are eager to point out that the logo isn’t actually racist because it wasn’t meant to be racist, or that Chief Wahoo is fine because he reminds them of watching baseball with their dads, or that they heard Native Americans have other shit to worry…

With as retarded of a list of wants as he has, this is the only suitable option.

Still, it’s better than Rob Ford cologne, which makes you smell like a crack house.

I would advise Donaldson not to monkey around with Gibbons.

It could be worse for Pistorius. The most inhumane punishment would have been forcing him to represent his country at the 2016 Summer Olympics.

Too flashy for my taste. I prefer crisp two handed bounce passes where the passer is looking right at his target the whole time. Good, fundamental basketball as decent and honest as a firm handshake between two elderly Lutherans. Guess those days are gone for good, though.

“Ferrari-like”