they can’t make the Indians give him back, that would be offensive

I thought “Agent Orange” was Trump’s KGB code name?

Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

My aunt lives in London, OT it’s notoriously racist. London, OT is like Canadian Alabama. 

Strange article. There are many situations in which a pseudorandom number generator could cause a problem, but this isn’t one of them. Because no one controls their position in the spreadsheet and the seed value on the computer, it just doesn’t matter. At all.

higher octane gas—usually 95 or 98 octane—is already common across Europe

My son’s enjoyment of TrollHunters on Netflix suggests, yes, yes they will.

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got pig iron. I got pig iron. I got all pig iron

Any mention of Civ IV makes me immediately miss Leonard Nimoy.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

He should have went with “sticks”, as his number is 11 and he clearly has a third one up his ass.

Counterpoint: this looks great and you’re wrong.

why do people ALWAYS go with white people as their go-to analogy for what “working class” means?

Sure the night nurse was impressed, but what of the butler, chef and groundskeepers?!

I’ve been to Iceland AND Wyoming.

Amen. We should not eliminate random acts of incompetence from the game.

Can I get an amen?

I give zero fucks about Transformers: Fun At Medieval Times.